英语简单笑话故事

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英语简单笑话故事大全

  如果你是一个性格内向的.人,那你就来看笑话吧,时间长了,你就会是一个性格开朗的人。以下是英语简单笑话故事大全,欢迎阅览!

英语简单笑话故事大全

  

  1. Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

  老师:如果莎士比亚还活着,他会是一名伟人吗? 学生:当然。因为到目前为止,还没有人活到400多岁。

  2.Boxing and Running Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight." Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box." Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."

  丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友:“这是一个粗暴的世界,所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。” 朋友:“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大,健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办?” 丹:“我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。”

  3.Father:Well,Tom,I asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class?

  Tom:I don't know,father.

  Father:Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing,who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

  Tom:Our teacher,father.

  父亲:哎,汤姆,今天我跟你们老师谈过,现在我想问你个问题.你们班上谁最懒?

  汤姆:我不知道,爸爸.

  父亲:啊,不对,你知道!想想看,当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时,谁在课堂上坐着,只是看人家做功课?

  汤姆:我们老师,爸爸.


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