大学英语小笑话带翻译的阅读

时间:2018-08-05 小笑话 我要投稿

  大学英语小笑话带翻译篇1

  but I'm not listening while doing my make-up.

  In class Mary was looking at a samll mirror while combining her hair and doing her make-up. Theteacher noticed and commented, "you shouldn't do your make-up while listening to class."

  Replied Mary, " but I'm not listening while doing my make-up."

  可我化妆时没听课呀

  课堂内,玛丽对着一个小镜子束发,化妆。 老师发现了,说:“你不应该听课时化妆。”

  玛丽回答说:“可我化妆时没听课呀。”

  大学英语小笑话带翻译篇2

  Father and son

  Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a

  man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

  Dad: That happens in every country, son.

  父与子

  儿子:爸爸,听说在非洲的一些地方男人在结婚前根本不认识他的妻子。

  父亲:孩子,实际上所有的国家都是这样的。

  大学英语小笑话带翻译篇3

  Turning over

  Nurse: oh my god! The patient who has been treated fell down at the gate of our hospital andbecame faint. The police officer is coming!

  Doctor: Take it easy. Just turn him over and make that he was walking towards the hospital.

  翻个个

  护士:不好了,刚接受治疗的病人在医院门口摔倒晕了过去。警察马上就到。  医生:别着急。把他翻个个,弄出他往医院走的样子。  大学英语小笑话带翻译篇4

  Headache

  "I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor."

  "Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a kiss to my wife and the paindisappeared. Why don't you try it?"

  "Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over."

  头疼

  “我头疼的厉害,要去看看医生了。”

  “胡说八道,昨天我也头疼,我冲回家吻了妻子一下,马上不疼了,要不你也试试?”

  “好主意,给你妻子打个电话,说我马上就到。”

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