夫妻的英语笑话

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  The Horse can talk 马会说话

关于夫妻的英语笑话

  A man was reading a newspaper at a table, when his wife suddenly came to him and hit him on the back. The man was very surprised and asked: "Why do you hit me?"

  The wife answered: "Who is Mary mentioned in the letter in your pocket?"

  The man said: "It was the horse in the racecourse, which I chipped in two weeks ago."

  Three days later, the man was sitting at the table, and this time his wife beat him angrily. The man asked: "What do you beat me for this time?"

  The wife answered: "Your horse gave you a telephone call."

 

  一个男人坐在桌边看报纸,他妻子忽然走到身后,用拳头狠狠地打他,男人摸着脑袋不解地问:“为什么打我?”

  妻子回答:”你的口袋里那封信提到的玛丽是谁?”

  男人说:“是我两星期前在马场下注的那匹马。”

  三天后,男人又在桌边,他妻子这次更气愤地打他。男人问:“这次又为什么?”

  妻子回答:“你的马打电话来了。”


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