超爆笑英语笑话

时间:2017-07-11 英语笑话 我要投稿

  老鼠是什么样子的

  Rodents had overrun a posh(时髦的) private school near New York City. So the headmaster, a friend of mine, asked a health inspector to deliver a slide presentation to teachers and students, showing how to remedy the situation, i.e. stow(装载,收藏) trash, no food in class, etc.

  The following day, a teacher had her very young children write a letter to the inspector, thanking him for the visit. One of the students wrote, "Dear Mr. Johnson, Thank you for coming to my school. Until I saw you, I didn't know what a rat looked like."

 

  啮齿类动物在纽约市附近的一家时尚的私立学校泛滥成灾。 那家学校的校长(我的一个朋友) 请来了一位健康检查员来给在校师生作一次幻灯演示,告诉他们如何处理这种情况,如,要垃圾装好,上课不能吃东西等等。

  第二天,一个老师让她的那些年纪还非常小的学生给那位检查员写封信,感谢他的来访。 其中一个学生这样写道,“亲爱的约翰逊先生, 感谢您来到我的学校。在看到你之前,我还不知道老鼠长的什么样子。”。

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