我们爱讲英语笑话

时间:2017-07-21 英语笑话 我要投稿

  The gambler 赌徒

  A gambler carried $1000 from home and went to casino. A few hours later, he came back. His wife asked him immediately: "Does that big note give birth to some children?"

  "Yes, yes," the gambler took out two ten-dollar notes and said in a weeping toe, "unfortunately their mother died".

 

  有个赌徒从家里拿了1千美金去赌博。几小时后,他回来了。妻子忙迎上前问:“那张大票子生孩子没有?”

  “生了,生了!”赌徒从衣袋里掏出两张10美元的钞票,哭丧着脸说,“不幸的是,他们的母亲去世了。”

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