幽默英语笑话小段子

时间:2017-06-05 编辑:1035 手机版

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  "Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like I told you?"

  "Yes, Mum."

  "Your handwriting seems very large."

  "Well, Grandpa's deaf, so I'm writing very loud."
 

  “你是在按照我说的给爷爷写信感谢他吗?”

  “是的,妈妈。”

  “你的字好象写得太大了。”

  “嗯,爷爷的耳朵不好,所以我写得大声点儿。”
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  the woman who loves you most?

  One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.

  On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves

  you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.'

  My husband looked up and said, 'Mom's here?'

  一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物,回来后发现车身沾满灰尘,于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊:“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”

  我丈夫抬头看了看,说:“妈妈来了?”

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  是哪两个词?

  What Are The Two Words?A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter.“My dear,” said the old lady,“I wish you would do something for me.I wish you would promise me never to use two words.One is‘lousy’and the other is‘swell’.Would you promise me that? “Why,sure,Granny,”said the girl.“What are the two words?”

  一个非常高贵的老夫人有几句话要对她的孙女说。“我亲爱的,”老夫人说:“我希望你能帮我一个忙。我要你答应永远不要用两个词。一个是‘讨厌的’,另一个是‘极好的’。你能答应我吗?” “噢,当然,奶奶。”女孩说:“是哪两个词?”

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