英语幽默笑话短文
Boy, Oh Boy 让人无奈的孩子
When they're together, my five-year-old son and hiscousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right,you two," I said sternly. "No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting,teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."
As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, "C'mon, Steven, let's get dirty. "
我五岁的儿子和他的表弟在一起的时候,总要招来大乱。一个星期六,我开始抗议了。“好啦,你们两个,”我严厉地说,“不许叫喊,不许乱拿,不许哭闹,不许乱敲,不许取笑,不许扯淡,不许弄坏玩具,不许乱抓,不许打架。” 我刚转身要走,就听我儿子说:“来,斯蒂文,我们来把自己弄脏吧。”
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