为你生活添趣味的英语笑话三则

时间:2017-09-18 英语笑话 我要投稿

  Goldfish金鱼

  Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

  Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

  Stan: In the bathroom 。

  Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

  Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!

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  斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。

  弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们?

  斯丹:浴室。

  弗雷德:但是你想洗澡时怎么办?

  斯丹:蒙住它们的眼睛!

  Where Am I 我在哪儿

  An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" "Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."

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  一个英国人在乡下开车时迷了路,他看见一个农民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把车开过去问那位农民:“劳驾,您能告诉我我现在这是在哪儿吗?” “可以。”农夫奇怪地看了看他,然后说道:“你现在在你的车子里,先生。”

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  Who Is the Laziest 谁最懒

  Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

  Tom: I don't know, father.

  Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

  Tom: Our teacher, father.

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  父亲:哎,汤姆,今天我跟你们老师谈过,现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒?汤姆:我不知道,爸爸。父亲:啊,不对,你知道!想想看,当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时,谁在课堂上坐着,只是看人家做功课?汤姆:我们老师,爸爸。

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