搞笑英语笑话

时间:2017-09-20 英语笑话 我要投稿

  A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"

  The oldest son replied: "Father, Ill eat it all!"

  The father then said: "Tomorrow Im going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?"

  The same son answered: "Father,Ill eat it all!"

  The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?"

  The oldest son answered again: "Its always me, always me. Now its someone elses turn to volunteer!"

 

  总是我

  一位父亲对他的儿子们说:"你们的妈妈明天要烙一张馅饼,谁要吃呢?"

  大儿子说:"爸爸,我要把它都吃了。"

  父亲接着说:"明天我要杀一口猪,谁要吃呢?"

  又是大儿子说:"爸爸,我要把它都吃了。"

  父亲又说:"明天我们要耕地,谁想耕地呢?"

  大儿子再次回答道:"总是我,总是我,这次还是让其他人来做吧。"

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