两则英语短篇笑话

时间:2017-09-27 英语笑话 我要投稿

  今天小编带来两篇经典搞笑的英文版笑话故事..让小朋友们学英语的同时还能感受到故事内容带来的乐趣..

  Teacher:Why are youlate for school every morning?

  Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

  老师:为啥你天天早晨都迟到?

  汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".

  Letme take it down

  An elephant said to amouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I haveever seen ."

  "Please ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."Iwill tell a flea what I know."

  为我所用

  一头大象对一只小老鼠说:“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

  “请再说一遍,让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

  there are 3 old friends gathering around together

  first said:"windy , isn't it ?"

  second one replied:"no , it's thursday."

  third said:"yeah! me too , let’s go and have some tea"

  第一个说windy,但第二个听成了wednesday,所以他说了今天是thursday,第三个却把thursday听成了thirsty,所以他说yeah! me too , let go and have some tea

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