Teacher:Why are youlate for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
Letme take it down
An elephant said to amouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I haveever seen ."
"Please ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."Iwill tell a flea what I know."
there are 3 old friends gathering around together
first said:"windy , isn't it ?"
second one replied:"no , it's thursday."
third said:"yeah! me too , let’s go and have some tea"
第一个说windy,但第二个听成了wednesday,所以他说了今天是thursday,第三个却把thursday听成了thirsty,所以他说yeah! me too , let go and have some tea