欢乐简短的英语笑话句子

时间:2017-09-29 英语笑话 我要投稿

  英文中的笑话也不可小觑,小编整理了地道的英文笑话,助你开心学英语。

  1.好客

  The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese...

  2.改错别句

  T: Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field". S: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field. T: How? S: Ladies first.

  3.任意按键

  "My computer is telling me to press any key to continue. Where is the 'any' key?"

  4.不能见医生

  One day Hamid felt very sick and he went to the hospital. Nurse: Hamid, the doctor is here to see you. Hamid: Tell him, I can't see him. I'm sick.

  5.悲痛的哀悼者

  A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?”

  6.咬自己的右眼

  A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye." The bartender says, "Yeah, right! I've never seen anyone do that!" So the man takes out his glass eye and bites it. The angry bartender..

  7..取而代之

  An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor. "So, what is it?" grumbled the governor. "Judge Garber has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."

欢乐简短的英语笑话句子相关推荐