英语笑话:汤姆的借口

时间:2017-09-30 英语笑话 我要投稿

  Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

  Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go

  Slow".

  老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?

  汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个上面写着:"学校----慢行。"

  DID YOUR DAD...

  Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"

  and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"

  汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"

  吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"

  附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.

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