英语笑话:妈妈和女儿的搞笑对答

时间:2017-09-30 英语笑话 我要投稿

  Two Pieces of Cake

  Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

  Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

  两块蛋糕

  汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?

  妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧

  It's not my fault

  Mother (reprimanding训斥,谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.

  Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.

  不是我的错

  妈妈(正教训她的女儿):你不该拽猫的尾巴。

  女儿:妈,我只是握着猫尾巴,它自己在拽。

  On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

  在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上,幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说,她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿,那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。

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