英语冷笑话四则

时间:2017-10-03 英语笑话 我要投稿

  1.The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.

  "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

  "Ah, yes," answered the little girl. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

  一个小女孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。

  “没有关系,”一位先生说,“不用害怕,你知道这条谚语吗:‘吠狗不咬人。’”

  “啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道吗?”

  2.Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"

  John: "What do you think it is, sir?"

  Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"

  John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"‘

  老师:“John,动词ring的过去分词是什么?”。

  约翰:“你想它是什么呢”?

  老师:“我不用想,我知道!”。

  约翰:“我想我不知道”。

  3.Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

  "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

  "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

  "She is the one who sells the candy."

  小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

  “昨天给你的钱干什么了?”

  “我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”

  “她是个卖糖果的。”

  4.an old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'

  'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.'

  The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.'

  'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.'

  'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.'

  一位耳聋并且总是嫌东西太贵的老太太走进一家商店。 她问店员:“这东西要多少钱?”

  “七美元,太太,这是很便宜的。”

  老太太说:“太贵了,十四美元差不多。”

  店员忙说:“我没说十七美元,是七美元。”

  “还是太贵,”老太太说:“五美元,我就买啦。”

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