对老板吐槽的英语笑话

时间:2017-10-03 英语笑话 我要投稿

  When I take a long time, I am slow.

  When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

  When I don't do it, I am lazy.

  When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.

  When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.

  When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

  When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.

  When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.

  I do good, my boss never remembers.

  When I do wrong, he never forgets.

  我做事情花了长时间,是效率低;

  老板做事情花了长时间,是深思熟虑。

  我没有做完事情,是懒惰;

  老板没有做完事情,是太繁忙。

  没有人告诉我的事情我做了,是自作聪明;

  老板做了同样的事情,是首创。

  我取悦老板,是献媚;

  老板取悦他的老板,是合作。

  我干得好,老板从来不会想起;

  我干得不好,老板从来不会忘记。

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