英语笑话:对午餐的不满

时间:2017-10-06 英语笑话 我要投稿

  An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on the 30th floor of a building.

  The Irishman opened his lunch box and said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

  The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

  The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

  Next day the Irishman opens his lunch b box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too, the blonde opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death also.

  At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping, she says, "if I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!" the Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," She said. "He made his own lunch."

  一个爱尔兰人,一个墨西哥人和一个金发男子在一栋楼房的第三十层施工。

  爱尔兰人打开饭盒说:“咸牛肉和卷心菜!下次午饭还吃咸牛肉和卷心菜,我就从这楼上跳下去。”

  墨西哥人打开饭盒说:“又是玉米煎饼。下次如果还是玉米煎饼,我也跳下去。”

  金发人打开饭盒说:“又是大腊肠。下次如果还是大腊肠三明治,我也跳下去。”

  第二天,爱尔兰人打开盒饭看到咸牛肉和卷心菜便跳楼死了。墨西哥人打开饭盒看到玉米煎饼也跳了楼,金发人打开饭盒看到大腊肠也跳楼自杀了。

  葬 礼上,爱尔兰人的妻子在哭泣,她说:“如果我知道他如此讨厌咸牛肉和卷心菜,我决不会再给他吃!”墨西哥人的妻子也在哭泣着说:“我会给他做玉米面豆卷和 春卷!我没有发现他是这么不喜欢吃玉米煎饼。”每个人都把目光转向金发男子的妻子并盯着她看。“嘿,别看我,午饭是他自个做的。”她说。

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