英语“冷笑话”两则
(1)My Sister's Fingers
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.
我妹妹的手指头
老师:凯温,这次你怎么又迟到了?
凯温:对不起,老师,我在家钉钉子,砸坏了两个手指头。
老师:怎么没有扎绷带呀?
凯温:噢,砸的不是我的手指头,我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。
(2)The Climate of New Zealand
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
Teacher: Wrong.
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
新西兰的'气候
老师:马修,新西兰的气候怎么样?
马修:先生,那里的天气很冷。
老师:错了。
马修:可是,先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。
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