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英语课堂上的笑话
盘点那些我们曾经在英语课堂上闹出来的笑话
1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS: Big hands!
4. TEACHER: Didn’t you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn’t I promise to punish you if you didn’t?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don’t expect you to keep yours.
5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.
SAMMY: You can’t fool me, Teacher... snakes don’t have feet.
6、英语课上,老师要求同学们用英语交谈。同学们非常听话,都做到了老师的要求。快下课了,一个同学实在是忍不住了,哈哈大笑起来。这时,另一个同学站起来,对老师说:“老师,她用汉语笑了!”
7、上英语课,老师总喜欢问同学们什么东西用英语怎么说。小明上完厕所回到教室跟老师说:“厕所有好多蚂蚁”。老师忽然想到最近刚教过蚂蚁的英文单词是ant,于是就想考考小明:“蚂蚁怎么说?”小明一脸茫然……说:“蚂蚁它……它什么也没说……”
8、英语课,同桌照例趴那边睡觉。英语老师讲着讲着,突然叫他:“同学,你回答一下,she's easy-going这句话是什么意思?”他当场懵了,过了两秒还是回答:“意思是,她很容易勾引?”
9、英语课上,老师要求默写单词,说如果哪个单词实在不会就写上汉语。对英语一窍不通的我被叫上黑板,被提了十个单词。我华丽丽地写了十个汉字词语后,**回到座位。结果,英语老师实在看不下去了,纠出七个汉字错别字…
10、英语课上,老师 出了道题:怎样把这句话翻译的高贵优雅有内涵? “Hey,buddy! Ifyou have something to say,then say! If you have nothing to say,then go!” 学生答道:“众爱卿,有事启奏,无事退朝!”
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