英语笑话 教师节特别篇—我和老师的故事

时间:2017-11-26 英语笑话 我要投稿

  推荐一篇对话形式的英语笑话

  Teacher: Where does God live?

  老师:上帝住哪儿?

  Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.

  学生:我想他应该住我家浴室。

  Teacher: Why do you say that?

  老师:为什么这么说?

  Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"

  学生:因为每天早上我爸都猛敲浴室的大门喊:“上帝啊,你怎么还在里面?”

  Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?

  老师:为什么说鹰的视力很好?

  Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.

  学生:因为我从没见过哪只鹰戴眼镜。

  Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?

  老师:汤姆!约翰!你俩今天为什么迟到了!

  Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.

  汤姆:老师,我一直在找我丢失的一美元硬币。

  Teachear: John, what about you?

  老师:那么你呢,约翰?

  John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.

  约翰:老师,我不能动啊,我把他的硬币藏脚底下了。

  Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?

  老师:你父亲有没有帮着你做作业?

  Student: No, he did it all by himself.

  学生:没有,他是独立完成的。

  Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

  老师:西印度群岛有哪些产物?

  Student: I don't know.

  学生:我不晓得。

  Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?

  老师:怎么会不知道,你每天吃的糖哪儿来的?

  Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

  学生:邻居家借的。

  Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say?

  老师:这已经是我本周第五次罚你了。想说点什么?

  Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!

  学生:还好礼拜六礼拜天不上课啊老师!

  Teacher: Jimmy, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

  老师:吉米,你那篇关于“我的小狗”的文章和你哥哥写的一模一样。你是不是抄你哥的?

  Jimmy: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

  吉米:老师,我没抄袭。文章一样是因为我们写的是同一条狗啊!

  Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?

  Student: Not very much!

  *这则就不翻译啦,翻译出来的话说不通。miss既有“错过”的意思,也有“想念”的意思。老师问的是“你昨天没来学校不是吗?”,而学生理解成了“你昨天很想念学校不是吗?”,因此回答“不太想!”

  Tom: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.

  汤姆:好消息,老师说今天不管下雨还是天晴我们都要考试

  John: So what's great about that?

  约翰:那有什么好高兴的?

  Tom: It's snowing outside!

  汤姆:因为现在外面在下雪!

  *come rain or shine是指“不管发生什么情况”,相当于我们所说的“风雨无阻”。而汤姆以为是指下雨和天晴两种情况下需要考试。

  Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

  老师:为什么你一天里能犯那么多错!

  Pupil: I get up early!

  学生:谁让我起得早呢!

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