超短的英语笑话

超短的英语笑话

　　超短的`英语笑话一：Bornahundredyearsago

　　Daughter: I wish I had been born a hundred years ago.

　　Mother: My goodness,why?

　　Daughter: You wouldn’t dare ask a little old lady to make her own beds.

　　超短的英语笑话二：Halforfivetenths?

　　Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?

　　Gerald: I’d much rather have the half.

　　Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.

　　Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.

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