初中英语小笑话

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初中英语小笑话

  初中英语小笑话一:

初中英语小笑话

  Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?

  Mom: No, Honey, what?

  Kate: A nice teapot.

  Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.

  Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.

  初中英语小笑话二:

  Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning.Don't you know you

  are wasting time?

  Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?

  初中英语小笑话三:

  "I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

  "That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

  "No, but I am always thirsty!"

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