初中英语小笑话
初中英语小笑话一:
Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Kate: A nice teapot.
Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.
Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.
初中英语小笑话二:
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning.Don't you know you
are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?
初中英语小笑话三:
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
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