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¡¡¡¡MODERN LIFE Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults. "We've been married fifteen years," one woman said, "and every night after dinner my husband always complains about the food." "How terrible!" exclaimed the other. "Does it bother you?" "Why should it bother me?" her friend replied. "if he can't only stand his own cooking?"

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¡¡¡¡AN ENERGETIC WIFE Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you? Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window. Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise? Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.

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¡¡¡¡GOOD ADVICE The portly sales manager was getting ready to leave his doctor's office after a routine examination. "Here," said the doctor, "follow this diet, and I want to see three-fourths of you back here for a check-up in three months."

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