初中英语幽默故事
初中英语幽默故事一：
An Abstract Noun Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam. Teacher: What, you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example. Jane: A red-hot poker, madam.
初中英语幽默故事二：
Gallant Effort At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite you have tonight, Mr. Jones." "To sit next to you," he replied gallantly, "would cause any man to lose his appetite."
初中英语幽默故事三：
Where is the Winner Customer: This lobster's only got one claw. Waiter: I guess he's been in a fight, sir. Customer: Well, bring me the winner.
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