雷人英语笑话

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雷人英语笑话2015

　　雷人英语笑话2015一：

雷人英语笑话2015

　　Creighton was going along a West End square when hesaw a little fellow trying to reach the knocker of a large house.

　　Can't you reach up so high?queried the Bishop kindly.

　　No， sir， said the small youngster.

　　Well， then， let me help you， and the Bishop mountedthe three steps and gave a splendid rattat.

　　The little boy glanced hastily at the gentleman of the cloth.Come on， he yelled，we must boaf run nar.

　　雷人英语笑话2015二：

　　My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I couldn't console her. Stopping for a red light, I turned around and waved my hands, calling her name to distract her. I gave her my biggest smile and blew her a kiss. The sound of a horn from the car behind us prompted me to look up. The young man at the wheel was smiling broadly .He waved and then blew me a kiss.

　　雷人英语笑话2015三：

　　A friend of mine noticed a man staggering about in the Times Square subway station. A well-dressed Wall Street type, his coat was unbuttoned, a briefcase dangled from his hand and he'd obviously had one too many.

　　Asked if he was all right, the man gave a slurred but affirmative response. However, my friend simply could not see someone brave the rough maw of a New York subway without trying to help. He followed the chap, and again asked, Are you sure you're all right? What subway are you looking for? Do you need help getting home?

　　At last, the object of his attentions snarled, in a low voice, Leave me alone! I'm an undercover cop!

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