1、Dick was seven years old,and his sister,Catherine,was five.One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.
The children played for an hour,and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen.She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him,"Now here's a knife,Dick.Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister,but remember to do it like a gentleman."
"Like a gentleman?" Dick asked."How do gentlemen do it?"
"They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at once.
"Oh" said Dick.He thought about this for a few seconds.Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half,Catherine.".
2、Stan:I won 92 goldfish.
Fred:Where are you going to keep them?
Stan:In the bathroom .
Fred:But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼.
3、George knocked on the door of his friend's house.When his friend's mother answered he asked,“can Albert come out to play?”
“ No,” said the mother,“it's too cold.”
“ Well,then,” said George,“ can his football come out to play ”
“ 不行,” 那位妈妈说,“ 天气太冷了.”
“ 噢,那么,” 乔冶,“ 他的足球可以出来玩吗?