英语笑话小对话

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英语笑话小对话

  Where is the egg?

英语笑话小对话

  Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

  Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

  Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?

  Student:In the cake,Sir.

  鸡蛋在哪里?

  老师:你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗?

  学生:可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。

  老师:“鸡蛋”在哪?

  学生:在蛋糕里,先生

  Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.

  Man:He is really somebody.What does do?

  Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery

  他真是一个大人物

  小孩:我叔叔下面有1000个人。

  男人:他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的?

  小孩:墓地守墓人。

  Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.

  Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.

  史密斯先生:服务员,我的汤里有一只死苍蝇.

  服务员:是的,先生,我知道了,它是被烫死的.

  A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate.

  Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have

  a crush on someone else in the class, when they’re eight

  or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-old

  kid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it

  expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son,

  it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it

  cost?” And the father said, “I don’t know, son. I’m still paying.”

  有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩,对方是学校的.同学。八岁或十岁左右的孩子有时会迷恋班上某个人,然后就以为自己恋爱了。因此这个八岁的小孩回家问他爸爸:「爸爸,结婚很花钱吗?」爸爸说:「是啊,儿子,非常花钱。」儿子又问:「要花多少钱呢?」爸爸说:「我不知道,儿子,我到现在还一直在付钱啊!」

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