英语笑话全集

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英语笑话全集

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英语笑话全集

  One day in a drawing class, the teacher told the class to draw an abstract(抽象的) drawing. After a while, a small boy turned his drawing in . The teacher look at it but saw nothing ,only a piece of white paper.

  一天美术课上,老师要同学们画一幅抽象画,一会功夫,一个小男孩交了他的作品,老师看了看,可上面什么也没有,只不过是一张白纸。

  "What did you draw?" said the teacher.

  “你画的是什么?”老师说

  "A cow eats grass," the boy answered.

  “牛吃草。”孩子达答道。

  "Where is the grass?"

  “草呢?”

  "The cow has eaten it up," replied the boy.

  “牛把它吃光了。”孩子说

  "Well, but where is the cow?" the teacher asked again.

  “那么,牛仔哪儿呢?”老师又问。

  "It ate up the grass and then went away to drink water."

  “吃完草,牛喝水去了”

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  I Hope So 我希望如此

  Neighbor: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?

  Father: I hope so. He certainly can't make a living by kissing girls!

  邻居:您认为您的儿子会把在大学里学的东西全忘光吗?

  父亲:我希望这样--他当然不能以吻女孩子谋生吧!

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  Dating for Mother 约会

  When the young waitress in the café in Tom’s building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"

  "Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.

  "So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?"

  在汤姆工作的大楼里有一个咖啡屋,那儿总有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。汤姆有些受宠若惊,因为这位小姐看上去至少比他年轻15岁。一天她又对汤姆招手并示意汤姆过去。于是汤姆走了过去。她问道,“您现在是单身吗?” “对,是单身,”汤姆满脸堆笑的`说。 “我母亲也是,”她说,“您愿不愿意见见她?”

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  “I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”

  “Twenty d ollars! Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”

  “Yes,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”

  “对不起,夫人,为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”

  “20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。”

  “是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四个病人吓跑了。”

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