英语简短幽默笑话

时间:2015-07-27 编辑:chaosheng 手机版

  Give up your seat to a lady

  Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

  "You've done the right thing," says Mommy.

  "But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

  给女士让座

  小强尼说:“妈妈,今天早上和爸爸在公车上时,他叫我让座给一位女士。”

  妈妈说:“你做得很对呀。”

  “但是,妈妈,我是坐在爸爸膝盖上的。”

  Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

  弟弟:我看见你亲我姐姐了,如果你不给我五分钱,我就告诉我爸。姐姐的男朋友:不要那样做。给你五分钱。弟弟:我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。

  Two Pieces of Cake

  Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

  Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

  两块蛋糕

  汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?

  妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!

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