有趣又搞笑的英语笑话
计划你的将来 Make your fortune
Make your fortune
"How did you make your fortune?"
"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."
"How did that help?"
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
计划你的将来
“你是怎么计划你的将来的?”
“我变成一个富人的合伙人,他有钱,我有经验。”
“那有什么用?”
“现在他有经验了,我有钱。”
律师 Lawyers
Lawyers
A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".
律师
一喝醉了的'人在一声酒吧呼喊,"所有的律师都是无赖" 。 另外的一个喝醉了的人站起来而且大叫,"嗨,我反对那一个评论". 开始的喝醉者大叫。 " 为什么你是一位律师?". "没有", 说那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一个无赖" 。
很对 Correct
Correct
Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?
Jimmy: I don’t know...
Teacher: Correct.
很对
教师:吉米,学生在学校里经常用的三个字是什么?
吉米:不知道……
老师:很对。
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