少儿英语笑话

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少儿英语笑话集锦2015

  我可以回家了

少儿英语笑话集锦2015

  Now i can go home

  One day after school the teacher said to his students,“Tomorrow morning,if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier.” The next day,when the teacher came into the classroom,he found the blackboard daubed.He was very angry and asked,“Who did it?Please stand up! ” “It' s me,”said Bob,“Now,I can go home,Good-bye,Sir! ”

  我 可 以 回 家 了

  一天,放学以后,老师对他的学生们说:“明天上午,如果你们当中的任何一个同学能回答我的第一个问题,我就准许他或她最先回家。”第二天,老师走进教室时发现黑板已被乱涂,他非常生气地问:“谁涂的? 请站起来。”鲍勃说:“先生,是我,现在我可以回家了,再见。”

  Cry

  "Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

  "Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

  "But has he finished his own cake?"

  "Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

  “汤姆,你弟弟怎么了?” 妈妈在厨房里问。“他在哭。”

  “没事儿,妈妈,”汤姆答道。“我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。”

  “他已经吃完自己的了么?”

  “是的。”“我帮他吃完时,他也哭了。”

  可怜的男人

  A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

  Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

  The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

  Bartender: "That should make you happy."

  The man: "No, the month is up today!"

  一个男人坐在酒吧里,伤心至极。

  酒吧招待:“你怎么了?跟老婆闹矛盾了?”

  男人:“我们吵了一架,她说一个月都不跟我说话。”

  酒吧招待:“那你应该高兴才是啊!”

  男人:“不,今天是这个月的.最后一天。”

  太黑了,看不见

  After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

  晚饭后,父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将,这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来,便对正在看电视的儿子说道:“宝贝,去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢?” 过了一会儿,儿子回来说:“妈,厨房里太黑了,我根本就看不见。”

  因祸得福 To Profit from a Misfortune

  A man was a butterfingers. He had been suffering from unemployment for months.

  At last he found a job in a chinaware house. He had worked only a few days when he dropped a large vase.

  The manager summoned him to the office and told him that money would be deducted from his wages every week until the vase was paid for. He asked: "How much did it cost?" "Five hundred dollars." said the manager. "Oh, that's wonderful," he said happily, "I'm so happy that I have got a steady job at last."

  有一个人很粗心,老是打烂东西。他已失业好几个月了。

  最后他在一个瓷器店找到了一个工作。可是才干了几天,他就打烂了一个很大的花瓶。

  经理把他到办公室去,告诉他每个星期都要扣他的工钱,直到赔偿够了为止。他就问:“那个花瓶值多少钱?”经理说:“值500美元。”他很高兴地说:“啊!太妙了,我非常高兴,终于有个稳定的工作啦。”

  我干得怎么样 How did I do

  A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.

  The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner...NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.

  Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially since this is a bus stop!"

  一名新警察与老警察开着警车第一次出去巡逻。 他们得到命令去疏散一群闲逛的人,于是他们开车去了那条街,看到路口站着一群人。

  新警察摇下窗户:“大家注意了,快离开这里。”人们看了他几眼,没理他。他喊起来:“离开这里,马上离开!”大家都不知道怎么回事,但是在他的威胁下还是离开了。

  新警察对他第一次执行公务的结果很满意,对老警察说:“我干得怎么样?”“你做得很好,”老警察笑着说,“尤其是在公共汽车站。”

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