简短幽默英语笑话

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简短幽默英语笑话

　　英语笑话“Can you speak English”大家快点来看哦。

简短幽默英语笑话

　　一场特殊的足球比赛

　　Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

　　"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

　　"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.

　　麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说：“对不起，老师，今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观看了一场球赛。”

　　“为什么它会让你迟到呢?”老师问道。

　　“因为这两个队都没有能力获胜，所以就持续的时间长了。”麦克回答说。

　　Reason of Punishment 惩罚的原因

　　One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.

　　The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?

　　The little girl replied, My homework.

　　一天，小女孩从学校回到家里，对妈妈说：妈妈，今天在学校里我因为一件我没有做的事情而受到惩罚。

　　妈妈激动地说：那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老师好好谈一谈，对了，你没有做过的那件事是什么?

　　小女孩回答说：我的家庭作业。

　　Boy, Oh Boy 让人无奈的孩子

　　When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."

　　As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, "C'mon, Steven, let's get dirty . "

　　我五岁的儿子和他的表弟在一起的时候，总要招来大乱。一个星期六，我开始抗议了。“好啦，你们两个，”我严厉地说，“不许叫喊，不许乱拿，不许哭闹，不许乱敲，不许取笑，不许扯淡，不许弄坏玩具，不许乱抓，不许打架。” 我刚转身要走，就听我儿子说：“来，斯蒂文，我们来把自己弄脏吧。”

　　Does He Bite 它咬人吗

　　Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?

　　Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?

　　Reggie: That's what I want to find out.

　　里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗?

　　罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗?

　　里基：这正是我想要查明的。

　　To Buy a Video 买录像机

　　Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

　　I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.

　　But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

　　How on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.

　　Easy, Mum. replied Amos, I sold the television!

　　艾莫斯问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。

　　恐怕我们还买不起，妈妈叹息着说。

　　可第二天当艾莫斯回来时，他摇摇晃晃地搬着一台全新的录像机。

　　你究竟是哪儿来的`钱买这东西?妈妈大吃一惊，喘着气说。

　　妈妈，这简单，艾曼斯回答。我把电视机给卖了!

　　Can you speak English

　　去年春节回老家时，看到一个老外在向一个农民伯伯问路。只见那个老外一边说着生硬的中文，一边用手笔划，但那个农民伯伯却还是不明白。最后，那个农民伯伯说了一句让我至今难忘的话：“Can you speak English?”

　　how much

　　刚刚去营业厅冲话费，听到服务小姐说，how much?我愣了好久，没反应过来，心想英语都普及到这地步了?遂回答，50。他也愣了，又重复了一次，我这才听明白她刚才说的是，号码是?

　　外国同事

　　我们外国同事突然问我：你们中国人最爱用的外语口头禅是不是“what‘s up‘?感觉你们见面时常说“what‘s up‘，有时候自己对着电脑都会自言自语说，是受美国文化影响么?我想了半天是不是有这么回事，然后突然恍然大悟，对她说：我操!

　　香蕉用英语怎么说?

　　“闺女，香蕉用英语怎么说?”“banana!”“苹果呢?”“iPhone!”“那大苹果呢?”“iPad!”

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