英语口语小笑话
英语笑话之圣诞心愿
有个叫亚历山大的小男孩写信给圣诞老人：
“亲爱的圣诞老人，去年我收到的是一个妹妹，而不是一辆赛车。也许，另一个想得到妹妹的男童却收到了赛车。我们把那个妹妹留了下来，但现在我仍然想要一辆赛车。”
邻居的小男孩见亚历山大这样写，也赶紧给写了一封信：
“亲爱的圣诞老人，去年您虽然帮我弄到了一辆赛车，但今年我还需要一辆大一岁的`新赛车。至于那个新的小妹妹，您还是留到明年送给亚历山大吧。”
Christmas wish
Has to be called Alexander the young boy to write a letter forSanta Claus:
"Dear Santa Claus, last year I received am a younger sister, but wasnot a vehicle race. Perhaps, another wanted to obtain the youngersister the boy actually to receive the vehicle race. We have kept thatyounger sister 焉 are, but now I still wanted a vehicle race."
The neighbor young boy sees Alexander to write like this, also hurriedto give has written a letter:
"Dear Santa Claus, last year you although helped me to make a vehiclerace, but this year I also need a big year-old new vehicle race. Asfor that new little younger sister, you or will remain to the nextyear give Alexander."
英语笑话之圣诞树
查理每年都向他老爸吵着要圣诞树，他老爸总是说太贵了，不想买。
今年圣诞节又到了，查理的老爸实在被他吵得头疼，于是提起斧子出了门。过了一刻钟，老爸扛着一棵大个的圣诞树回来了。查理高兴地大叫起来，“老爸，你真了不起，才花一刻钟就砍了这么大的一棵树回来!”
老爸拍拍他的后脑勺说，“傻小子，砍树哪有那么快，我是从集市上带回来的。”
查理问：“你不是嫌贵不想买的吗?”
老爸说：“没看我带了斧子吗?”
Christmas tree
Charlie quarrels every year to his old father is wanting theChristmas tree, his old father always said, has too expensively notwanted to buy.
This year Christmas day arrived, Charlie's old father really quarrelsby him the headache, thereupon mentioned the axe to leave the gate.Crossed the quarter of an hour, the old father carried on the shouldera big Christmas tree to come back. Charlie happily loudly cries out,"the old father, you are really great, only then spend the quarter ofan hour to chop a such big tree to come back!"
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