英语笑话

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两篇英语笑话

英语笑话:I am acting like a lady 我要表现得像一位女士

两篇英语笑话

  One day women's dresses were on sale at a department store. A dignified middle-aged man decided to pick a dress for his wife, but soon he found himself being battered by frantic women.

  一天,一家百货公司的`女装大减价,一位高贵的中年男士想给他的太太挑选一件女装。但是,没过多久,他就发现自己已被疯狂的女人们撞得踉踉跄跄。

  He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowd.

  他竭力地忍耐着。后来,他低下头,挥舞双臂,挤过人群。

  "You there!" challenged a thrilling voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"

  “你干嘛?”有人尖声叫道,“你难道不能表现得像一位绅士吗?”

  "Listen," he said. "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

  “听着,”他说。“我已经像绅士一样表现了一个小时了。从现在起,我要表现得像一位女士。”

英语笑话:Goldfish 金鱼

  Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

  斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。

  Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

  弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们?

  Stan: In the bathroom.

  斯丹:浴室。

  Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

  弗雷德:但是你想洗澡时怎么办?

  Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!

  斯丹:蒙住它们的眼睛!

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