搞笑双语英语笑话大全笑破你的肚子

时间:2016-05-13 编辑:嘉辉‍ 手机版

  生化战争课的老师在课堂上问士兵们:“谁知道水的分子式?”一个士兵回答道。“是什么?”“H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.”“什么,什么?”老师又问道。“H to O”。想了解更多的英语笑话,请跟小编来应届毕业生笑话网吧。

  我需要器官移植

  The patient is adamant. "Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a cornea transplant, a spleen transplant, a pancreas trans. . ." "What makes you think you need all these?" Well, replied the patient, "My boss said if I wanted to keep my job I needed to get reorganized."

  这个病人显得很坚决。“医生,我需要做肝脏移植、肾脏移植、心脏移植、角膜移植、脾脏移植、胰腺移植和……” “你为什么认为你需要做这么多移植手术?”病人回答:“哦,是这样,我的老板说如果我这个人不重新组装的话,就别想保住我的工作!”

  埋在花园里的枪

  Guns Buried in the Garden An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden. He wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!" At 4 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns. Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."

  一个老人独居在北爱尔兰,他的独生子正在坐牢。老人想在花园里种些土豆,但不知道谁可以帮忙把泥土翻松。他写信想儿子提及此事,儿子回信说道:“看在上帝的面上,千万不要翻松花园的泥土,我把枪埋在那儿了。”第二天凌晨4点,一队英国士兵出现在老人家中,在花园把土地翻遍,但并没有找到任何枪支。” 老人写信告诉儿子这件奇怪的事情,问到底发生了什么事情,下一步应该怎么做。 儿子回信道:“你只管种土豆好了。”

  the formula for water

  An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?""Sure. That's easy," said one man."What is it?""H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.""What, what?" reasked the instructor."H to O," explained the chemistry expert.

  生化战争课的老师在课堂上问士兵们:“谁知道水的分子式?”“当然,太简单了。”一个士兵回答道。“是什么?”“H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.”“什么,什么?”老师又问道。“H to O,”化学专家解释道。

  frog 青蛙

  Frog The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, "That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."

  老师正在给学生上生物课:“现在,我将要给你们看我袋子里的这只青蛙。”接着,他把手伸进口袋,却拿出了一份鸡肉三文治。老师满脸困惑地看了一眼,沉思了一会儿,说道:“真奇怪。我明明记得我已经把午饭吃掉了。”

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