英语笑话:谁是主宰 为母亲约会
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谁是主宰
Driving our family to a new restaurant,I took several wrong turns. When I finally found the right road, I asked my husband,"Why didn't you tell me I was lost?"
我开车带着全家去一个新开业的餐馆。路上我拐错了好几个弯儿。最后,我终于找到了路。这时我问丈夫,“刚才你为什么不告诉我迷路了?"
"I thought you knew where you were going,“he replied.“You always know where you're going when I'm driving.”
“我以为你知道该往哪儿开呢!”他回答道:“因为平时我开车付,你在旁边总说你知道该怎样走。”
为母亲约会
When the young waitress in the cafe in my building started waving hello every day,I was flattered. She was at least 15 years younger than I.
在我工作的大楼里有间咖啡馆,那儿的女招待每天见到我都向我打招呼。我因此受宠若惊。要知道她至少要比我小15岁。
One day she waved and beckoned to me. When I strolled over,she asked,"Are you single?"
有一天,她见到我后,朝我招手示意让我过去。于是,我便走了过去。她问我,“你现在是单身吗?”
Why,yes,"I replied,smiling at her broadly.
“对,是单身。”我满脸堆笑地说。
" So is my mom,”she said.”Would you like to meet her?"
“我母亲也是,”她说:“你愿意不愿意见见她。”
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