最搞笑英文笑话故事

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最搞笑英文笑话故事

　　笑话来源于生活，却又可以让我们的生多些欢乐、开心，现在，一起来开心爆笑下。

最搞笑英文笑话故事

　　最搞笑英文笑话故事一：Prepare Yourself

　　A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom -flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."

　　Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."

　　自己做好准备

　　校园里流传着这样的故事：一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报，上面写着：“妈妈，我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除。让爸爸做好准备。”

　　两天以后，他收到了回电：“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧!”

　　最搞笑英文笑话故事二：A physics Examination

　　Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

　　The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

　　Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

　　一次物理考试

　　在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

　　这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?

　　尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

　　最搞笑英文笑话故事三：酒吧里的猴子The Monkey

　　A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.

　　The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

　　一男子去酒吧，点了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放下。当他环视酒吧时，发现一只猴子荡下来，在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。

　　该男子问酒吧招待，这只猴子是谁的。服务员回答说是钢琴手的。男子走到钢琴手面前问：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的.啤酒吗?”钢琴手回答说：“没有，但是如果你能哼唱，我会为你演奏的。”

　　最搞笑英文笑话故事四：看见一只死鸟了吗 Bird

　　A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning. Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly. The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

　　译文：一天早晨，一位黑人女人和一位金发女郎正走在公园里。突然，黑人女人发现了一只死去的小鸟。“哦!看这只死去的小鸟。”她悲伤地说。金发女郎停下了脚步，她抬头望着天空，问道：“哪，在那?”

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