爆笑短篇英语笑话

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爆笑短篇英语笑话

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爆笑短篇英语笑话

　　爆笑短篇英语笑话一：Two Old Men

　　Two old men were sitting on a porch with a hound dog between them. The dog had its leg hiked up and was licking itself. One of the old men said to the other, "I sure do wish I could do that."The other old man said, "You better not, that dog will bite you."

　　爆笑短篇英语笑话二：Back In The Days

　　Back in the days of the old Wild Wild West lived a guy named Red who used to have a lot of fun. He rode into town like he usually did every Saturday night, and he went into the saloon and got drunk. All of his friends saw him drinking and decided to play a trick on him. So they went outside and turned the saddle on his horse around. That way they figured when he got outside drunk and they put him on there, he would get on home the best way he could! So when it was time, he got real drunk and staggered outside, got up on his horse and rode off.

　　The next morning when he woke up he says, "My goodness!"

　　And his wife says, "What?s a matter dear, don?t you feel alright?"

　　He said, "Yeah, but I sure had a tough time getting home last night."

　　"Some son of a gun cut my horses head off, and I had to guide him all the way home with my finger sticking in his windpipe!"

　　爆笑短篇英语笑话三：The Dog

　　Two Polish guys are walking down the street sharing insights. The smarter of the two sees a dog lying down and licking his balls. The less intelligent of the two says to his friend, "Don't you wish you could do that?"The second guy replies, "Don't you think he would bite me??

　　爆笑短篇英语笑话四：20,000 Cockroaches

　　Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?

　　Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

　　Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

　　Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

　　Customer: I moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

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