容易懂的英语笑话

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容易懂的英语笑话

　　当听别人说笑话的时候觉得不大好笑，还会觉得冷很冷，可是自己看的时候，却笑到不行，你有这样的经历么?以下的容易懂的英语笑话，希望能让你欢乐笑不停。

容易懂的英语笑话

　　容易懂的英语笑话篇一：Entering Heaven 进天堂

　　Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates。

　　三名男子都死于平安夜，而后分别在天堂之门被圣彼得召见。

　　"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." 　　圣彼得说：“因为这个神圣的节日，你们每个人都必须有象征圣诞节的物品才能进入天堂”。

　　The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said。

　　第一名男子从他得口袋里掏出了个打火机，他打燃打火机说：“它代表蜡烛”。于是圣彼得就让他进入了天堂。

　　The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

　　第二个男子从口袋里掏出一串钥匙，他把钥匙在手里摇了摇说：“它们是铃铛”圣诞老人也让他上了天堂。

　　The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's glasses。

　　第三个男子绝望的在口袋里掏了半天，最后掏出了一副女人的眼镜。

　　St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

　　圣彼得挑了挑眉，看向这个男的，说：“你倒是说说这玩意儿代表什么?”

　　The man replied, "They're Carol's."

　　男士答到：“她们是卡罗尔的”(最后的carol's，我看了好久才发现s前有个'，我还说眼镜跟圣诞颂歌有半毛钱关系?)

　　容易懂的英语笑话篇二：Stuck On An Island

　　A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one" So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home." POOF, she is gone. The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too." POOF, she

　　is gone. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "What is the matter?" The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here."

　　容易懂的英语笑话篇三：Mirror On The Wall

　　Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

　　A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." *POOF* The mirror swallows her.

　　Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror swallows her.

　　Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." *POOF*

　　容易懂的英语笑话篇四：

　　A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $250 due for a consultation.

　　律师的狗，没有拴而到处闲逛，它来到一家肉店，偷走了一块烤肉。店主来到律师的'办公室，问道“如果一条没栓的狗从我的商店里偷了块肉，我有权利从狗的主人那里要回损失吗?律师答道：“完全可以”，“那你欠我 8.50美元，你的狗没栓而且今天从我的店里头了块肉”，律师什么都没说，马上给他写了一张支票。一些天后，店主打开邮箱，发现一封来自律师的信，信上写道：咨询费250美元。

　　容易懂的英语笑话篇五：Buying Flowers

　　A BLONDE and a brunette are walking past a flower shop.

　　The brunette sees her boyfriend inside and says: "Oh no, my boyfriend is inside buying me flowers again."

　　The blonde asks: "Why is that so bad?"

　　The brunette says:"Every time he buys me flowers, he expects something in return and I don't feel like spending the entire weekend with my legs in the air."

　　The blonde asks:"Why, don't you have a vase?"

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