很好笑的英文笑话

时间:2016-12-13 编辑:莹莹 手机版

  笑一笑十年少,有时候正儿八经的说笑话却觉得不好笑,可是一个很冷的笑话却能让自己笑良久,你有这样的经历么?现在,一起来开心爆笑下吧!

  很好笑的英文笑话一:Skunk

  "We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?"

  "Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open."

  Sometime later the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it?" asked the dispatcher.

  "No," replied the caller. "Now I have two skunks in there!"

  臭 鼬

  “我们的地下室里有一只臭鼬,”打电话的人对警察调度员尖叫道。“我们怎样才能把它弄出来?”

  “弄一些面包屑,”调度员说,“从地下室往外铺一条小道直到后院。然后将地下室的门打开。”

  一段时间后,那位居民又将电话打了回来。“你们将它弄出来了吗?”调度员问。

  “没有,”打电话的人答道,“现在那儿有两只臭鼬了。”

  很好笑的英文笑话二:THOSE NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY PETS

  A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack". The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another".

  The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says "Another".

  As the bartender pours the third glass he says, "Mister you drink like you have a problem. Want to talk about it?"

  The man says, "Ten years, ten years I've been married to my wife, and today I go home a little early to surprise her, and I find my best friend, MY BEST FRIEND, in bed having sex with her."

  The bartender says "Geez, what did you say."

  The man says " I told him, BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"

  很好笑的英文笑话三:上帝曾经答应我

  Once God came up to me and granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. That's impossible, he said.

  Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, Let me try world peace.

  有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。

  然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”

  很好笑的英文笑话四:The Blind and the Blond

  A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"

  The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?"

  The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."



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