爆笑儿童英语笑话

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爆笑儿童英语笑话

  一个人的聪明才智会在幽默的谈吐中闪光,并且会深深吸引他人。下面,小编给大家收集整理了爆笑儿童英语笑话,增加幽默细胞,聪明的你一定会成为闪光点。

爆笑儿童英语笑话

  爆笑儿童英语笑话篇一:The Fish Net

  "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

  "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

  鱼网

  "你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?" 老师发问道。

  "把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。

  爆笑儿童英语笑话篇二:At the Supermarket

  At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle, there he was, smiling at me. Now I was wondering if he was interested in me. At the dairy counter I was checking out the eggs when I felt a tap on my shoulder. Turning around, I saw that it was the same man. "Lady," he finally said, "you have my shopping cart."

  在超级市场

  在超市我注意到一位上了年纪的`男子好像总在跟着我。我每到一个售货通道,他就跟我到一个售货通道,微笑地看着我。我开始想他是不是喜欢上我了。在乳品柜,我正给鸡蛋包装结账时,有人在我肩上轻拍了一下。我转过身发现还是那个男子。“女士,”他终于开口说话了,“你用着我的采货车呢。”

  爆笑儿童英语笑话篇三:Two birls

  Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

  Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

  Teacher: Please tell us.

  Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

  两只鸟

  老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?

  学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。

  老师:请说说看。

  学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

  爆笑儿童英语笑话篇四:你多早去购物的?

  It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

  "Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

  "That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

  "Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

  那天是圣诞节,法官审问犯人。”你的罪名是什么?”他问。

  “圣诞购物早了,”被告回答说。

  “这不算犯法,”法官回答,“你多早去购物的?”

  “在商店开门之前,”犯人回答道。

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