A man noticed his wife standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in her stomach. Thinking she was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, he commented,"I don’t think that’s going to help.""Sure it will,"she said."It’s the only way I can see the numbers."
计划你的将来 Make your fortune
"How did you make your fortune?""I became the partner of a rich man. He had the money and I had the experience.""How did that help?""Now he has the experience and I has the money."
一个小姑娘的希望 A Girl's Wish
On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it.
The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they wouldn't have to stand on their toes all the time.