最好笑的英语笑话合集

时间:2017-01-09 编辑:钰娟 手机版

  笑一笑,十年少,多看些笑话还是很有好处的,今天我们就一起来看看最好笑的英语笑话合集吧!

最好笑的英语笑话合集

  最好笑的英语笑话合集(一)

  A man noticed his wife standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in her stomach. Thinking she was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, he commented,"I don’t think that’s going to help.""Sure it will,"she said."It’s the only way I can see the numbers."

  一个男人看见妻子使劲收腹站在体重秤上,以为她想称得轻一点,就说:“没用的。” 妻子说:“当然有用,这样我才能看到秤上的数字。”

  最好笑的英语笑话合集(二)

  计划你的将来 Make your fortune

  "How did you make your fortune?""I became the partner of a rich man. He had the money and I had the experience.""How did that help?""Now he has the experience and I has the money."

  “你是怎么计划你的将来的?”“我变成一个富人的合伙人,他有钱,我有经验。”“那有什么用?”“现在他有经验了,我有钱。”

  最好笑的英语笑话合集(三)

  一个小姑娘的希望 A Girl's Wish

  On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it.

  The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they wouldn't have to stand on their toes all the time.

  看完芭蕾舞表演,幼儿园的老师在回家的路上问她班里的孩子们感觉怎么样。

  班里最小的一个女孩说,她希望演员们个子再高点就好了,这样就不用踮着脚跳了。

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