While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.
"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."
Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
一分钟英语笑话短文带翻译二：Where It Should Be Plugged
A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectfully .
"Plug in nose." is the answer.
after friends of mine landed at busy newwark airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. in desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.
in an instant, a skycap was at his side. sir, observed the porter, you certainly have excellent communication skills.
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.