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精选简短英语笑话笑死人(一)
谁的爸爸更强壮?
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"
维尔和比尔在争吵,谁的爸爸是更强壮的一个。维尔说:“你知道太平洋吗? 那个坑是我爸爸挖的。”
比尔不屑地说:“那没什么。你知道死海吗? 那是我爸爸打死的。”
精选简短英语笑话笑死人(二)
一级也没有漏掉!
Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor.
"Did you miss a step?" asked his dad.
"No, I caught every blessed one!" came the bitter answered.
布朗先生在看晚报,忽然传来一阵什么东西从楼上摔下来的响声。他跳了起来,跑到厅里,发现自己上了学的儿子四角朝天地躺在地上。
”你是不是踩漏了一级台阶?“爸爸问。
”不,我每一级都撞上了,一级也没有漏掉!“儿子痛苦地回答。
精选简短英语笑话笑死人(三)
What’s your salary?
Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card). "So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office?"
杰弗里对爸爸说(爸爸正在看儿子地成绩单):“我在班里没有拿到最高的成绩,那你在单位里拿到最高的薪水了吗?”
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