笑出腹肌的英语笑话
看英语笑话既可以学到英语知识，也可以开心一笑，何乐而不为呢?今天我们就一起来看看笑出腹肌的英语笑话吧!
笑出腹肌的英语笑话(一)
我有钱了
"How did you make your fortune?"
"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."
"How did that help?"
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
“你是怎么计划你的将来的?”
“我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。”
“那有什么用?”
“现在他有经验了，我有钱。”
笑出腹肌的.英语笑话(二)
两只鸟
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
笑出腹肌的英语笑话(三)
说谎
Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"
Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."
Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."
Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"
妈妈：“你要哪一只香蕉，维克多?”
维克多：“我要那只最大的。”
妈妈：“维克多，你应该懂礼貌，要那只小的。”
维克多：“妈妈，难道懂礼貌就必须说谎吗?”
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