简短英语笑话爆笑
看一些英语笑话,既能开心,也能学到英语知识,何乐而不为呢?今天我们就一起来看看简短英语笑话爆笑吧!
简短英语笑话爆笑(一)
I'm Trying to Stop It 我要把它堵在里面
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”
“没有,老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面。”
简短英语笑话爆笑(二)
A great man 一名伟人
Teacher: Would Shakespeare1 be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
老师:如果莎士比亚还活着,他会是一名伟人吗?
学生:当然。因为到目前为止,还没有人活到400多岁。
简短英语笑话爆笑(三)
Expand and contract 热胀冷缩
Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it to contract1. Now, can anyone give me a good example?
John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.
老师:我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在,谁给我举个例子?
约翰:嗯,在夏天天都长,在冬天天都短。
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