笑破肚皮超好笑英语笑话

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笑破肚皮超好笑英语笑话

  笑话是幽默的载体,一个成功的笑话能流传千古,听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜,拍掌叫好!以下是小编准备的.笑破肚皮超好笑英语笑话,一起来爆笑吧!

笑破肚皮超好笑英语笑话

  笑破肚皮超好笑英语笑话(一)

  视力训练

  the squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied:

  班里正在进行“视力训练”。一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方,那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答。

  "sixteen men and a sergeant , sir."

  “十六个兵外加一个中士,长官。”

  "right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"

  “正确,可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士?”

  "he's not doing any digging, sir."

  “他不干活,长官。”

  笑破肚皮超好笑英语笑话(二)

  要花多少钱才能结婚

  a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

  一个小男孩问他的父亲,“爸爸,要花多少钱才能结婚呢?”

  and the father replied, "i don't know, son, i'm still paying."

  “我也不知道,我现在还在交钱。”父亲回答。

  笑破肚皮超好笑英语笑话(三)

  I want a nightmare 想做坏梦

  Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

  在期末考试之前,汤姆告诉他的母亲:“妈妈,我昨天晚上做了一个梦,梦见我通过了今天的考试。”“不要相信梦,亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。“那么,我真希望在今晚的梦中,我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。

 


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