笑破肚皮超好笑英语笑话
笑话是幽默的载体,一个成功的笑话能流传千古,听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜,拍掌叫好!以下是小编准备的.笑破肚皮超好笑英语笑话,一起来爆笑吧!
笑破肚皮超好笑英语笑话(一)
视力训练
the squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied:
班里正在进行“视力训练”。一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方,那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答。
"sixteen men and a sergeant , sir."
“十六个兵外加一个中士,长官。”
"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
“正确,可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士?”
"he's not doing any digging, sir."
“他不干活,长官。”
笑破肚皮超好笑英语笑话(二)
要花多少钱才能结婚
a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
一个小男孩问他的父亲,“爸爸,要花多少钱才能结婚呢?”
and the father replied, "i don't know, son, i'm still paying."
“我也不知道,我现在还在交钱。”父亲回答。
笑破肚皮超好笑英语笑话(三)
I want a nightmare 想做坏梦
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.
在期末考试之前,汤姆告诉他的母亲:“妈妈,我昨天晚上做了一个梦,梦见我通过了今天的考试。”“不要相信梦,亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。“那么,我真希望在今晚的梦中,我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。
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