How can I get into heaven

时间:2020-10-07 14:43:32 英语笑话 我要投稿

How can I get into heaven

  "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class.

  "No!" the children all answered.

  "If I cleaned the church everyday, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

  Again, the answer was, "No!"

  "Well, " I continued, "then how can I get into heaven?"

  A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

  “如果我把房子和车卖了,在车库举行义卖, 并把所有的钱给穷人,我能进天堂吗?”我问主日学校的孩子。

  孩子们齐声回答:“不能!”

  “那如果我每天都打扫教堂,给院子的.草坪割草,并且把东西都收拾得干净整洁,我会上天堂吗?”

  回答还是:“不能!”“好吧, ”我继续问, “那我要怎样才能升天堂呢?”

  一个五岁的男孩儿叫道:“你得死了才行!”

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