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英语笑话搞笑集锦爆笑

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英语笑话搞笑集锦爆笑

  英语笑话搞笑集锦爆笑(一)

  What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. “Can I help you?” The man said, “Sure. I’ve come to install the phone.”

  我是来装电话的一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意,就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天,他坐在办公室里,看到有一个人在外面,于是他就装作生意很忙的样子,拿起电话胡吹乱侃,还不停的甩出几个大数字,好像在谈一笔大买卖。到了最后,他终于挂了电话,问来访的人,“有事儿嘛?”那个人回答,“我是来给你安装电话的。”

  英语笑话搞笑集锦爆笑(二)

  Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"

  Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.

  Then George said, "Now I haven‘t got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.

  Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"

  Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.

  George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.

  "What do you want now?" Bill said to him.

  George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?"

  军营里有二名士兵,一个叫乔治,一个叫比尔。乔治问:“比尔,你有信纸、信封吗?”

  比尔说:“有。”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。

  乔治又说:“我还没有笔呢。”比尔又把自己的笔给了他。乔治开始写信。写完后把信放进信封里,又问:“比尔,你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张。

  这时比尔站起来,向门口走去。乔治问:“你要出去吗?”

  比尔说:“是的。”随即打开了门。

  乔治说:“请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里,还有...”他停住了。

  “你还要什么?”比尔问。

  乔治看着信封说:“你女朋友的地址是-?”

  英语笑话搞笑集锦爆笑(三)

  During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.

  One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.

  Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.

  Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys."

  "Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.

  "Oh, that‘s all right," answered Joan. "I‘m his sister."

  "I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!"

  在第二次世界大战中,有许多年轻的'妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作,当然遇到了许多男士,包括军官和士兵。

  一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说,“我明天就要出国,但如果我们能够相互写信,我会很高兴。”琼同意了,于是他们几个月里一直通着信。

  后来,他再没有来信。她收到了另一个军官的信,告诉她,他受伤了,住在英格兰的某个部队医院里。

  琼到了医院,她对护士长说,“我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。”

  “这里只有亲属可以探望病人。”护士长说。

  “噢,是的,”琼说,“我是他的妹妹。”

  “很高兴认识你,”护士长说,“我是他的母亲。”

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