笑翻天经典英语笑话

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笑翻天经典英语笑话大全

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笑翻天经典英语笑话大全

  笑翻天经典英语笑话大全(一)

  An Essential Correction 实质性的纠正

  Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.

  Walter: What was it?

  Teacher: Eggs.

  Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.

  老师:沃尔特,你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。

  沃尔特:我吃了什么?

  老师:鸡蛋。

  沃尔特:错了,老师。那是昨天吃的。

  笑翻天经典英语笑话大全(二)

  Knife and Drum 刀和鼓

  Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.

  Pa: Why not?

  Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.

  妈:他爸,我怎么觉得邻居非常不喜欢咱们圣诞节时给约翰尼买的新鼓呢。

  爸:为什么?

  妈:他们给了他一把小刀,并问他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么样的`。

  笑翻天经典英语笑话大全(三)

  Homework

  Teacher: I'm able to read one of the compositions you did for homework, but you wrote the other one very poorly.

  Student: Yes, sir——my mother is a much better writer than my father.

  家 庭 作 业

  老师:我只能读通你的一篇作文,另一篇实在是糟透了。

  学生:是的,先生——我妈妈的文采要比我爸爸的好多了。

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