短篇英语笑话乐翻天

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短篇英语笑话乐翻天

　　我认为当代男性展现男友力的最佳表现就是在她提出吃什么去哪玩怎么办买不买好不好看的时候，迅速而确定地给她一个答案。

短篇英语笑话乐翻天

　　短篇英语笑话乐翻天一：Homework家庭作业

　　Homework

　　Teacher: I'm able to read one of the compositions you did for homework, but you wrote the other one very poorly.

　　Student: Yes, sir——my mother is a much better writer than my father.

　　家庭作业

　　老师：我只能读通你的一篇作文，另一篇实在是糟透了。

　　学生：是的，先生——我妈妈的文采要比我爸爸的好多了。

　　短篇英语笑话乐翻天二：顿时赧颜

　　某男，粗通英文，至使馆，有表要填，有一栏是sex。

　　该男思之久已，毅然下笔：“Once a week“。

　　签证官观后暴笑，曰：“This item should be filled in with male or female.“

　　该男顿时赧颜，思之，填下“female“，官楞之，曰：“shouldn’t it be male?“

　　男急释曰：“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.”

　　短篇英语笑话乐翻天三：它们是从美国直接带来的

　　Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

　　At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

　　一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的.美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。

　　这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”